Ratbeef&Coke by The Black Lords
THE BLACK LORDS IN 1989 PRESENTS A FUCKIN' LAME DEMO CALLED "RATBEAF WITH TAPESALAD AND A COOL COKE" - : DIZE IZ AD DA KEYZZ. THIS PART WAS CODED BY DODGE DA MAN - !9 (A PIECE OF SHIT OR WHAT - ?2). FLEXON IS BORED - AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!! MY HERO HAS JUST ENTERED MY CAVE - < T.H.A., PLEASE WRITE SOME TEXT TO THE LAMERS (DODGE) PART!! - ALLRIGHT, THANKS TO T.H.A.. NOW, LET ME INTRODUCE THE MEMBERS OF THE BLACK LORDS TO YOU: DIZE - GRAFIX AND CODE. - #THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE - CODE AND CRAP. - _FLEXON - CODE AND EPROMBURNIN'. - &DODGE - CODE AND TEST DRIVE PLAYIN' ( - THE BLACK LORDS IS A NEW GROUP OF LAMERS, TRYIN' TO MAKE SMALL SIMPLE ROUTINES IN MACHINECODE. WE WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU PUKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT - SO REMEMBER..: EVERY TIME YOU SEE A T.B.L. DEMO ON A DISK, THEN PLEASE SCRATCH IT - >DIZE OF T.B.L. IS SIGNIN' OFF - YOOO LAMERZZZZ... THE BLACK LORDS IN 1989 PRESENTS A FUCKIN' LAME DEMO CALLED "RATBEAF WITH TAPESALAD AND A COOL COKE"..... DIZE IZ AD DA KEYZZ. THIS PART WAS CODED BY DODGE DA MAN !!! (A PIECE OF SHIT OR WHAT???). FLEXON IS BORED!!!!! AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!! MY HERO HAS JUST ENTERED MY CAVE.... T.H.A., PLEASE WRITE SOME TEXT TO THE LAMERS (DODGE) PART!!... ACIIIIIIID! HCL, HNO3.... ALLRIGHT, THANKS TO T.H.A.. NOW, LET ME INTRODUCE THE MEMBERS OF THE BLACK LORDS TO YOU: DIZE - GRAFIX AND CODE. THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE - CODE AND CRAP. FLEXON - CODE AND EPROMBURNIN'. DODGE - CODE AND TEST DRIVE PLAYIN' (OOOH NOOOO!)... THE BLACK LORDS IS A NEW GROUP OF LAMERS, TRYIN' TO MAKE SMALL SIMPLE ROUTINES IN MACHINECODE. WE WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU PUKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!!!!! SO REMEMBER..: EVERY TIME YOU SEE A T.B.L. DEMO ON A DISK, THEN PLEASE SCRATCH IT!!!!! DIZE OF T.B.L. IS SIGNIN' OFF .....WRAP!! - DODGE DE MAN OF THE BLACKLORDS IS PROUD TO PRESENT: RATBEAF WITH TAPESALAD AND A COOL COKE USING MY ROUTINE FFTFSRWSDBTCDDMOTBL (FAN'FUCKIN'TASTIC FAST SNOW ROUTINE WITH SIXTEEN DOTS BY THE COOOOOOOOOL DODGE DE MAN OF THE BLACKLORDS!!!!!) PRESS RESTORE TO GO ON!! -DDM - BBDDHHDDMSMTUUDDXYUU[[]]]_ " - AEDBCBDBBDBCBDEAABDHP - .1 DIZE AT THE KEYS - THIS PART WAS MADE BY ME ALL ALONE (EXEPT THE MUSIC). THIS TEXT WILL BE VERY SHORT, BECAUSE THBIS - !THE 3. SCROLL I WRITE TODAY. OH Y - 4AH, I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE MEMBERS IN THIS GROUP - A MEMBER OF WIZAX 2OO4 (IF THEY'RE STILL ALIVE. I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANY OF THEM FOR A LONG TIME!) I MAKE GRAFIX WICH SOME PEOPLE THINK IS NICE. (I THINK THAT THEY'RE NOTHING SPECIAL!) I MAKE CODE TOO, BUT STILL ONLY LAME-CODE - A GUY I MEY AT MY PREVIOUS SCHOOL.. A SMALL BOY WITH A VERY, VERY NOTGOOD SENCE OF HUMOR.. HE PROGRAMS THE COMMODORE AS GOOD AS HE CAN.(SOMETIMES IS HE RATHER GOOD!). - THE HUMAN AUTOFIRE - A DUDE WHO LIVES NEAR (ALLMOST!) MY CAVE AND WHO HATES CARRY AND SCROLLTEXTS!! HE CAN MAKE SOME REALLY NICE EFFECTS AND ROUTINES, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO DEMOMAKING, HE WILL JUST GO COMPLETE CRAZY. - A GUY I HAVEN'T MET BEFORE TODAY, BUT HE'S A BLACK LORDS MEMBER, AND HE LIKES COKE LIKE THE REST OF US, SO WHAT THE FUCK - ZWHO CARES? .. IT'S NOW A QUARTER TO FIVE IN THE MORNING, AND T.H.A. AND ME IS THE ONLY SURVIVORS OF THE SLEEP. FLEXON AND DODGE IS RIGHT NOW SNORING LOUD AND CLEAR FROM THE DUNGEONS OF THE SLEEPING-BAGS! T.H.A. IS TRYING TO MAKE A COOL HOLE NEW ROUTINE WICH I GAVE HIM THE IDEA TOO! - I DON'T THINK THAT I WILL SEND OUT ANY GREETINGS IN THIS SCREEN, BECAUSE THERE IS ENOUGH GREETINGS IN THIS DEMO ALLREADY - 5 SO THEREFORE I THINK THAT I WILL WRAP ALLREADY NOW - V2WWXXYZZ[[/]]^_ !" - Y(?!?) YOU CAN'T EVEN USE MY IRQS, ASSHOLE - ?GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - AC GADAMAHAOPPAQBHAD FAMXF - / ZAXA]AXA^AMAUABLS - / SDWHSDIHZP[P/PEPTPFP/ - AC GADAMAHAOPPAQBHAD FAMXF - / ZAXA]AXA^AMAUABLS - / SDWHSDIHZP[P/PEPTPFP/ -